britneyspearmintgum: this will never not be funny
Saint Thomas for the week. No Internet. Peace out motherfuckersss!!
I’m glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you...– Bill Hicks (via fluorescentcrescent)
carsonphillips: EVAPORATE, TALL PERSON
2girls1hiccup: Just because you wear a headband across your forehead doesn’t mean you are a hippie
annefranksgasmask: if i dont get a customized bentley or range rover right after i get my license im going to call child services and be moved to a family that actually loves me