January 2012
i’m one of those people who are only alive because it’s illegal to shoot me in the face
- white people: i hate white people
Toxic feat. Nigel Thornberry (Sam Antonioli Remix)
Britney Spears
Britney Spears - Toxic (ft. Nigel Thornberry)
I just laughed so hard I cried. Omg. Couldn’t breathe.
NOT BREATHING
OH MY GOD
This Is A Post For The Guys
Josh Macedo
A dramatic reading of what is, in my opinion, one of the greatest blog posts of our time.
perfection.
shout out to those black people you can’t see because it’s too dark
who are the giants and what’s a superbowl? is it like a huge bowl of giant tortilla chips idk.
dis us
this us actin crazy
smooches to u hataz
ewwww y’all ugly
dis us sleep
of course we cute
we black
you can’t spell crapes without rap
but it’s spelled crepes
im an idiot
On a scale of one to someone dying on a MRI scan
how tragically beautiful am I?
hi followers i changed my url
it used to be pass-thedutchie and it is now squilliamfancysoniii.tumblr.com
ok thanks hope the three of you are still nice enough to continue following me even though my tumblr name is based on a spongebob character.
my microwavable food is still cold ft. my life: Good news, everyone! →
1612th.tumblr.com
Thanks to the hard work of the FBI, big scary threat to national security Megaupload has been taken down, and we can all rest easier tonight!
In other news, I still can’t get married, global warming is slowly starting to spiral out of control, the US continues its…
72 minutes of silence for megaupload
