i’m one of those people who are only alive because it’s illegal to shoot me in the face
- white people: i hate white people
shout out to those black people you can’t see because it’s too dark
who are the giants and what’s a superbowl? is it like a huge bowl of giant tortilla chips idk.
this us actin crazy
smooches to u hataz
ewwww y’all ugly
dis us sleep
of course we cute
On a scale of one to someone dying on a MRI scan
how tragically beautiful am I?
it used to be pass-thedutchie and it is now squilliamfancysoniii.tumblr.com
ok thanks hope the three of you are still nice enough to continue following me even though my tumblr name is based on a spongebob character.