December 2011
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mcdammit: I’m not suicidal. I just threaten to kill myself whenever I’m mildly inconvenienced. this is me.
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i also just realized that i won't be able to...
fml can i last three days?
Dec 30th
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off to DC tomorrow
going to DC to see the family tomorrow for new yearsss. so excited for a russian new years because we go HAMM :) and I’m excited to get my fifteen year old cousin plastered.
Dec 30th
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when my feet are especially dry, i say "my feet...
is that weird?
Dec 30th
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what if i called all four of my followers my...
I think that’d make me go from 4 to 2 followers.
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seeyalaterbaconator: when i stub my toe or something i always shout “FUCK ME!” because i want everyone to know that i may be hurt, but i’m still single
Dec 29th
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the past hour has been so stressful
my tumblr theme just WASN’T cooperating but it’s all good i think i fixed it :) new theme btw 
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“damn yous a sexy bitch”
– akon trying to describe a girl without being disrespectful (via wvnderbar)
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TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
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Anonymous asked: you a virgin?
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Anonymous asked: post more pics of yourself i really like them!
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blogofamadblackwoman: taylor lautner walks into a bar and stays there because it’s a gay bar
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womb-raider: Being the kevin jonas of your group of friends
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To all Hunger Games lovers:
justalittlelaugh: Let’s all take over Omegle. Go on and type “Peeta’s pies are Panem’s best” and let’s see how many Mockingjays we can find! 
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wvnderbar: once i went onto mysterygoogle and something about harry potter and dinosaurs came up so my teacher marked all the questions on my math test right and gave me extra credit for blaming the nargles. MLIA.
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Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
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